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« on: April 17, 2011, 08:20:40 am »

The most elusive species ever known to mankind: Females. These creatures have mystified men for many eons, now it is time to shed a lot of light on the topic.

Well they like to confuse you.
Like once a girl asked me to be her valentine, and i said yes, then a few days later asked her out, she said no, then when she saw me next she said hey sweety. I mean what is the deal with that
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2011, 07:41:05 pm »

Ah, Yes, Females, They definitly are a Strange Group arent they
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2011, 08:12:07 pm »

Try marrying one...it gets even harder to understand. 

I alternate between saying "What did I do this time?" and "No I can't read minds - you should have married a psychic!" 

The general purpose answer that never seems to fail:  "It was like that when I got here..." 

It usually gets me out of trouble... 

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 09:19:08 am »

Shiny things seem to help. I think it distracts them. Cheesy
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